An Old Bear Joke

Above, a black bear at Yellowstone Bear World in Rexburg, Idaho. Photo by Armand Vaquer.

Here's an old bear joke:

Two guys were out camping in the woods. A bear starts tearing at their tent.  

One guys says, "We got to get out of here quick!"  

The other guy starts putting on his shoes. 

First guy says, "What are you doing? You can't outrun a bear!" 

The other guy says, "I don't have to! All I need to do is to outrun you!"