The so-called (but media driven) crisis over the coronavirus has cause fights over...toilet paper!
There's several ways of resolving the problem:
1. Use leaves (wide ones).
2. Use pine cones.
3. Use corn cobs.
4. Use newspaper.
and, 5., Get a Japanese toilet with a bidet:
In Australia, women were filmed fighting over packages of toilet paper, one of whom already had a shopping cart full of rolls:
There's several ways of resolving the problem:
1. Use leaves (wide ones).
2. Use pine cones.
3. Use corn cobs.
4. Use newspaper.
and, 5., Get a Japanese toilet with a bidet:
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| Above, a Japanese toilet with bidet. Photo by Armand Vaquer.
What's next? Condoms?
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