Scott McKenzie: "San Francisco" vs. "San Franshithole"?

Above, San Francisco in 2015. Photo by Armand Vaquer.

Scott McKenzie was an American singer and songwriter. He was best known for his 1967 hit single and generational anthem, "San Francisco". - Wikipedia.

If Scott McKenzie were alive today (he passed away in 2012), what would he be singing about San Francisco these days with rampant homelessness, outrageous rents, syringes and feces in the streets and sidewalks?

Maybe...

If you're going to San Franshithole  

Be sure to wear some feces in your hair 

If you're going to San Franshithole 

You're gonna meet some druggie people there*

*Parody by Armand Vaquer.