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| Above, a display at the Roswell International UFO Museum. Photo by Armand Vaquer. |
A friend passed on this article to me last evening.
PerezHilton.com reports that a Pentagon report states that aliens (you know, the outer space variety) have visited Earth and have made close encounters with humans. Some encounters were so close that at least one resulted in the pregnancy of a woman.
They begin with:
Talk about close encounters!
Over the past few years, the Pentagon has begun casually acknowledging the existence of UFOs, much to the shock of everyone (well, everyone but Tom Delonge we guess).
But now, in another baffling twist, it’s been reported that the Pentagon also knew about several sexual encounters UFO inhabitants (??) allegedly had with humans (!!), which even left one woman pregnant (!?!?!)!
The bombshell allegations were made in a Pentagon report obtained by the outlet from the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA) as part of a massive Freedom of Information request, and later published by The Sun. The report in question, titled “Anomalous Acute And Subacute Field Effects on Human and Biological Tissues,” details injuries to “human observers by anomalous advanced aerospace systems” and investigates the health impact on humans who’ve had close encounters with the paranormal.
To read the full story, go here.
2 comments:
For a human to be impregnated by an alien (you know, the outer space kind), the alien would have to have the same number and genetic sequence as the human. Differing numbers of chromosomes and gene sequences are why members of different species (say a dog and a cat) can never be mated and produce a viable embryo. The odds of an alien having the same genetic make-up as a human is astronomical (no pun intended) and, if such were the case, then that would make the alien a fellow human being, but just (presumably) from another planet. Or else it could have been a plain old regular human (most likely a Russian, to fit the latest narrative) that came down in an unconventional aircraft and seduced or raped a human female. Man, those Russians are tricky!
Interesting. The whole article is in the vein of the late Weekly World News tabloid (you know, the "Bat Boy" variety) that folded in 2007.
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