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Tuesday, March 10, 2020

Coronavirus Toilet Paper Hoarding

The so-called (but media driven) crisis over the coronavirus has cause fights over...toilet paper!

In Australia, women were filmed fighting over packages of toilet paper, one of whom already had a shopping cart full of rolls:




There's several ways of resolving the problem:

1. Use leaves (wide ones).

2. Use pine cones.

3. Use corn cobs.

4. Use newspaper.

and, 5., Get a Japanese toilet with a bidet:

Above, a Japanese toilet with bidet. Photo by Armand Vaquer.


What's next? Condoms?

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